just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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