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I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.

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(415): View more from California

i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.

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(480): View more from Arizona

i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone

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(316): View more from Kansas

How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.

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(989): View more from Michigan

walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.

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(206): View more from Washington

I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...

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(914): View more from New York

What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor

(718): View more from New York

You don't remember stealing them?

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