When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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