I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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