He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Randomize