You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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