I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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