is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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