i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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