Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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