He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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