In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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