She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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