Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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