Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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