I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I stole a fireplace last night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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