oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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