you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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