I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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