Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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