Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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