wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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