hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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