Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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