Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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