but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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