i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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