Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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