PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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