I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
