How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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