Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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