True but thats because hes a fetus.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
