I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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