thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If that was your dad, he is hot
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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