they said they heard you say put it in my butt
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
