i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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