I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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