Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
ugly people sure do ruin things
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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