I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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