whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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