You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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