Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
