Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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