I bet he comes in French.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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