I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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