at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
why is half of my head shaved?
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