There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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