Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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