Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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