So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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