Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We got so high we made milksteak
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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