One girl and one boy is just not enough.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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