Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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