The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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