How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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